do me a solid cuz yolo
(Source: suns0aked)
filling in the blanks and gaps
bridge over troubled water: http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=hx6cso40n43yvz2m2eh...
http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=hx6cso40n43yvz2m2ehjg5bg0v
http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=hx6cso40n43yvz2m2ehjg5bg0v
http://www.q102.com/common/shareme/index.php?linkid=hx6cso40n43yvz2m2ehjg5bg0v
alcoholism at its finest.
- mark: i think thats why i threw up
- jane: because your liver is failing?
- mark: yeah....
“you don’t want the other guy to be in your rear. um. i mean. you don’t want the other guy to be behind you. i mean. nevermind.”
history of ancient rome professor
mac n cheese
- mark: i'm sitting in class and my stomach is growling so bad and i have no one else to laugh about it with.
- jane: you should probably come prepared to class with snacks, just sayin.
- mark: yeah. why do i never eat.
- jane: WHO KNOWS. oh, probs because every time you try and make food its either burnt or has an ocean of water swimming over it.
- mark: OH you weren't there. yesterday i stole some of Ukraine's easymac and it was PERFECT. mark: she walked in on me eating it though and i was just like....uhhhh.
- mark: she has easymac sixth sense.
- jane: dat's karma.
