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alcoholism at its finest.

  • mark: i think thats why i threw up
  • jane: because your liver is failing?
  • mark: yeah....


“you don’t want the other guy to be in your rear. um. i mean. you don’t want the other guy to be behind you. i mean. nevermind.”

history of ancient rome professor



mac n cheese

  • mark: i'm sitting in class and my stomach is growling so bad and i have no one else to laugh about it with.
  • jane: you should probably come prepared to class with snacks, just sayin.
  • mark: yeah. why do i never eat.
  • jane: WHO KNOWS. oh, probs because every time you try and make food its either burnt or has an ocean of water swimming over it.
  • mark: OH you weren't there. yesterday i stole some of Ukraine's easymac and it was PERFECT. mark: she walked in on me eating it though and i was just like....uhhhh.
  • mark: she has easymac sixth sense.
  • jane: dat's karma.