alcoholism at its finest.
- mark: i think thats why i threw up
- jane: because your liver is failing?
- mark: yeah....
filling in the blanks and gaps
“you don’t want the other guy to be in your rear. um. i mean. you don’t want the other guy to be behind you. i mean. nevermind.”
history of ancient rome professor
mac n cheese
- mark: i'm sitting in class and my stomach is growling so bad and i have no one else to laugh about it with.
- jane: you should probably come prepared to class with snacks, just sayin.
- mark: yeah. why do i never eat.
- jane: WHO KNOWS. oh, probs because every time you try and make food its either burnt or has an ocean of water swimming over it.
- mark: OH you weren't there. yesterday i stole some of Ukraine's easymac and it was PERFECT. mark: she walked in on me eating it though and i was just like....uhhhh.
- mark: she has easymac sixth sense.
- jane: dat's karma.
family photo
- Jane: our relationship in a nutshell right here. callie just happy as a clam, not a care in the world, jenna lookin a little bit devilish and clamping her arm around my neck, and me happy but also a little bit terrified and sad. hahhahaha
- Callie: if only jenna was strangling you with the yoga pants... then it would perfectly be our relationship in a nutshell
- Jane: yes definitely. i still can't believe she did that....
- Jenna: definitely the best thing i have ever done
salty.
- jane: wow this is awesome, sitting here alone the weekend before summer while you and all my other friends are out having fun
- anna: IM NOT HAVING FUN.
