November 2010
1 post
alcoholism at its finest.
mark: i think thats why i threw up
jane: because your liver is failing?
mark: yeah....
October 2010
2 posts
“you don’t want the other guy to be in your rear. um. i mean. you...”
– history of ancient rome professor
mac n cheese
mark: i'm sitting in class and my stomach is growling so bad and i have no one else to laugh about it with.
jane: you should probably come prepared to class with snacks, just sayin.
mark: yeah. why do i never eat.
jane: WHO KNOWS. oh, probs because every time you try and make food its either burnt or has an ocean of water swimming over it.
mark: OH you weren't there. yesterday i stole some of Ukraine's easymac and it was PERFECT. mark: she walked in on me eating it though and i was just like....uhhhh.
mark: she has easymac sixth sense.
jane: dat's karma.
July 2010
1 post
family photo
Jane: our relationship in a nutshell right here. callie just happy as a clam, not a care in the world, jenna lookin a little bit devilish and clamping her arm around my neck, and me happy but also a little bit terrified and sad. hahhahaha
Callie: if only jenna was strangling you with the yoga pants... then it would perfectly be our relationship in a nutshell
Jane: yes definitely. i still can't believe she did that....
Jenna: definitely the best thing i have ever done
June 2010
1 post
salty.
jane: wow this is awesome, sitting here alone the weekend before summer while you and all my other friends are out having fun
anna: IM NOT HAVING FUN.
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
eating.
Bridget: Hey so..... planet earth? nap? and sleeping through our alarms so we don't have to play? then maybe eatin? sounds like a game plan to me....
Callie: what we do best. but i was thinking we should add a little more eating in that plan.
eating, planet earth, eating, napping, eating, sleep through alarm, eating in our sleep the some more eating. perrrrrfect.
bigtime miscomunication
johanna: so my period comes right after my colon
jane: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT
johanna: NOT INTENTIONAL
johanna: i meant on my phone the period is right after the colon on the symbols
March 2010
1 post
“kevin just became a fan of “true lesbians” and “luscious...”
– johanna
January 2010
2 posts
toolbag; pt. one of many to come
jane: he was like 'hit me up whenever you wanna chill'
jane: or something
anna: hhahahahah
anna: why the fuck do people talk like that
jane: i know
jane: like no matter what the fuck you say you sound like a tool
November 2009
4 posts
there's something wrong with esther.
anna: spotted: 15 year old version of "the orphan." im gonna try and sneak a picture.
jane: this is why we are friends.
so easily pegged.
johanna: SocialInterview.com asked me "What is Jane Rohrer's dream job?"
Johanna: I answered ''music ethnologist for the music of a hanson cover band comprised of black bearded men''
ichat.
johanna: this weeken
johanna: d
johanna: i've watch
johanna: ed
johanna: wow i suck...
October 2009
1 post
freezing, do not want to walk home.
anna: so why couldn't you drive us home today?
ana: wait..why COULDN'T i drive you guys home?
anna: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
September 2009
7 posts
chili.
ana: i say, skip the chilli
ana: chilly
ana: shit
ana: chilli
jane: chili?
jane: i cant he like made it all special
ana: ahhh
jane: hes been workin on that shit for like an hour
ana: chili
jane: yesh chili
jane: god its like hard to type even
violin
callie: check this out. this is what ive listened to every night for the past month
callie: annie and kat practicing violin aka
jenna: oh my
jenna: a bright future these 2 have ahead of them. im thinking sold out concerts in carnegie hall, solos with the new york philharmonic the sky's the limit.
“little did we know, his eyes were swollen shut as he was the one in the front...”
– callie
the firm, pt. 2
jane: i did the firm AND ran today
johanna: you're insane
jane: yeah so aka i attempted suicide today
the firm, pt. 1
jane: holy shit this workout video is impossible
jane: like i can barely make it through
mom: why do they keep saying v step? am i supposed to know what that is?
jane: sounds like a dirty line dance.
12 hearts
anna: OMG THAT SPANISH GAME SHOW IS ON!!
jane: AH YES DOCE COREZONES!
anna: HAHA IM SO EXCTED